once in kindergarten a girl asked me to write “super girl” on her arm since i was the only kid who could write so i wrote “shit” on her arm and i hid under the table for like 30 minutes then the teacher found me and yelled at me then called my parents and my dad laughed so hard he cried
Making youtube videos again because I have a decent camera and a good editing system on my mac and I can put my time into something besides tumblr in the next 7 weeks of break so why not try to be the next macbarbie07 or stilababe09.
I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes
I like new friends because they don’t know how weird I am yet
Who else thinks Hunter should be on Saturday Night Live?
i fear for him stuttering quoite often
Girls are told to be skinny but not too skinny and to wear makeup but not so much that guys can tell and to dress in revealing clothes but not too revealing or else you’re a slut and a hundred other contradictory standards so I think guys can deal with being made fun of for wearing fedoras
sometimes i forget some of my favorite bloggers follow me and then i see
and then i get all happy because i’m an annoying piece of shit and they’re still here
"I Knew We Were Never Getting Back Together"